Everything there is to be shared equally, "says a philosopher in front of a group of people in a coffee shop.
"I'm not sure, it will happen," said one who always doubted.
"But did you ever give it a chance?" chimed the philosopher.
"I have ever!" shouted johan. "I give my wife and my cousin the same treatment, they get what they really want."
"Very good!" said the philosopher. "Now tell me how it works."
"The result is a good ass, and a bad wife."