Humidity is rising, barometer's getting low
According to all sources, meat's not the place to go
'Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining ham
It's raining ham, hallelujah, it's raining ham, amen
I'm gonna go out to run and get me
Absolutely smokey STEEMed
It's raining ham, hallelujah
It's raining ham, eat'n by every man
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean