Who's got two thumbs and dissociative identity disorder? *points thumbs at chest* That guy.
I've just noticed the wife is wearing her sexy underwear. This can only mean one thing. She's behind with the laundry.
Whats the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? Harry can escape the chamber.
How many dead babies, does it take to change a lightbulb? ...not 7, because it's still dark in my basement
my son would be amazed if I showed him a first generation iPod because we've never met