What's the most reliable thing about a Honda? It's theft rate.
The blonde couldn't add Question: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? Answer: She couldn't find the 10 key.
In my spare time I like to read, write, and fall in love with unavailable people.
What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast? Surreal.
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? America.