I ate the last piece of flan that my wife and I have been fighting over I won the custardy battle.
I'm on that ""I don't give a fuck diet."" I've lost 10 assholes already.
The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. ""Six please"" she said ""I could never eat twelve!""
Why is it so easy to fool a vampire? Because they're a bunch of suckers.
Whats the odd one out ? The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
