What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear? You suffer from pickled hearing!
Need help with a joke!!! Not sure if this is allowed, but I need a joke that involves the word ""statesmen"" for a contest with my friends. Please help!
Man, the frappes at the grinder place by the rotary are wicked good. Go Sox! Sorry about that. I had 2 Boston Kreme donuts this morning.
In order to say you're ""born again"" you should have to spend a week on a cross or 9 months in a vat of amniotic fluid.
Don't be nervous if someone is driving ahead of you- the world is round, just think that you're driving first!