I don't think gymnasts know how clearly we can see their genitals
What kind of dogs will patrol the Trump wall? Border Collies! I just came up with this after not sleeping for 30+ hours. Sorry for the cheesy goodness.
The NSA has been tracking phone records for Verizon customers. They skipped AT&T because those people can't complete calls.
What is the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass. Yup, from HIMYM, but I believe in the episode Barney asked, ""What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?""
Why is Trump going to lose the election? Because he's simply not very good with races