You know you're an alcoholic when... ...your local liquor store is moving and they come to your house for boxes.
What did the man with The World's Largest Penis say when he had to have his legs amputated ""Don't worry, I still have my third one.""
My wife told me ""My gynecologist says I can't have sex for two weeks"" I said ""And what did your proctologist say?""
What's one good thing about Switzerland? Well I guess the flag's a big plus
