My wife and i lost 150 pounds combined! Shes much prettier without those other 149 weighing her down
What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer? One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and re-sell it.
*mugger snatching Elsa's purse Elsa: LET IT GO! Mugger: LET IT GO! Elsa: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE! Mugger: LET IT GO! Elsa: LET IT GO!
Break-up if you can't be faithful. Stay faithful or stay single.