The tachyon leaves. The Barman says ""We don't serve your kind here."" A tachyon enters a bar.
Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!
One of the guys I work with overdosed on Viagra. His wife's been taking it pretty hard.
I wonder What happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day?
What's the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free