[buying college textbooks] That'll be 100 million dollars [returning college textbooks] We can give you half off on this pencil case
Son, when I was your age there was no social media. You had to go to a bar and buy endless drinks to be ignored by multiple women.
I like my women like I like my wine... Six years old and locked in a cellar.
Meets girl at bar. Takes her to Ikea. Quickly learns the difference between one-night stand and one nightstand.
It seems to me that only reposts make it to the front page nowadays.