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How did the shrimp eat all the fish food? shellfishly

Despite how vital drinking water is.... I always turn my nose up at it.

Giving birth is terrible for a cow's hips... ...but it's great for their calves.

Target audience A nine year old kid disappeared after using a cream that makes you look 10 years younger.

3 rules for having good teeth: brush and floss twice a day, see your dentist twice a year, and keep your nose out of other peoples business.

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