If I can't pronounce your name after meeting you, you will from that point forward be addressed as ""bro.""
Why did the shit-kicker cross the road? To use his rich neighbor's outhouse.
Wife: I left the kids with you for a half hour & they dumped 3 pounds of sugar in the dryer trying to make cotton candy. Me: Did it work?
100% legal to pay a kid to punch another kid in the face.
I guess you could say Caitlyn Jenner is... Transjennered.
