Girls are just like pasta. Throw her against the wall, if she sticks, she's ready.
I live in a bizarre future where a featureless black slab suddenly starts glowing in order to inform me that the world likes my jokes
Indian Twitter is a lot like regular Twitter except everyone is misquoting Gandhi instead of Marilyn Monroe.
*proposes to girlfriend, accidentally dropping the ring in the ocean* ""I'll still marry you"" No. I'm married to the sea now *dives in*
How do you get Reddit to improve their search function? Have CNN report on how bad it is