Why is a pool table green? Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.
Cable guy's here. I plan on yelling ""DON'T MAKE ME HIT YOU IN FRONT OF HIM!"" to my girlfriend before he leaves.
I beat off with a hammer cuz I'm bad to the bone.
What has holes in it, and travels down an alley? Batman: my parents?? Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!
*gets pulled over* Officer: how high are u Me: no officer, it's hi, how are u