You guys, I just submitted a tweet to Twitter, and they accepted it and put it on their website!
I spend more time hitting the damn snooze button than I do snoozing.
So Curtis Jackson filed for class 11 bankruptcy. Turns out he's only worth 50 Cent.
What type of shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans
How do you make a cat go ""woof""? Douse it in gasoline and toss it in a fire.