Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
What's the definition of a school report? A poison pen letter from the principal.
That awkward moment at a feminist picnic when they realize no one made sandwiches.
What's a difference between a oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste
Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter cheese ice cream ... and two cows!