What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient? There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!
Charlie Sheen is HIV positive It seems he went from tiger blood to monkey blood.
How did the Linux admin commit assault? He sudo bashed someone.
Son: Mom, dad, I'm gay. Mom: *gasp* Dad: *clenches fists* Mom: Honey, stop! Dad: *steps forward* Mom: N- Dad: HI GAY, I'M DAD.
This kitten is just what my house needed. Another female that doesn't listen to me.
