What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear? Thanks for the refill.
Tickets for the wheelchair races are selling out...seats are going fast!
Moscow cops Did you hear the one about why Moscow cops patrol in threes? One who can read, one who can write, and another to keep an eye on the other two ""dangerous intellectuals"".
My wife handed me a mop so I inspected it and said, ""You're good to go, woman!"" and now the mop handle is in a funny place.
8 out of 6 people think I'm terrible at math.
