I was pretty sure I've been dead and in hell for the past three hours until I was informed the air conditioner isn't working.
Just waiting for Steve Harvey to come out and say it's actually Clinton any second now
What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear? He kilt himself
Why should Rihanna date the Edmonton Oilers? Because they don't beat anybody.
I just invented a new word: plagiarism
