People say you can't live without love... i think oxygen is more important
(My mother's proudest creation) What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists? Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion I cried when I cut up the onion
The iPad 2 will be released on March 11th. Of course, as a celebrity, I'm already using my complimentary iPad 7. The screen touches ME!
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere? Fa Drizzle
