My family crest is just a photo of someone letting it go to voicemail.
Did you hear about that synthetic type of weed they made using dog hair? Instead of k2, they call it k9.
Whenever I hear kids singing..... Whenever I hear kids singing ""do re mi"" I picture Chris Hansen is hiding in the room somewhere.
Don't lye. It makes you basic.
Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a shit.