Tropical Storm Karen Forms in the Atlantic: Tropical Storm Karen has formed in the Atlantic and is moving through the Southern Windward islands and could possibly hit storm-ravaged Puerto Rico by early next week.
Speaking to reporters, President Trump said “it’s of course, way too early to know for sure what direction the storm is headed.” Adding that “all we know at this point is, it’s gonna do one helluva lotta damage in Alabama.”
Staff, at the National Weather Service, still reeling over being contradicted about Hurricane Dorian’s path by Trump’s NOAA appointees, have confirmed that Alabama is in the direct path of President Trump's sharpie.
In response, and to prevent any further possible confusion, staff at the NWS are suggesting it might be a good idea at this point to just rename the damn thing “Tropical Storm Sharpie.”
