Five Minute Free Write - Fart

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2018-04-11 01:31

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From the depths of Facebook Mark Zuckerberg came FART, from his mouth, and it also comes from Oracle as well. Don't even look up that Oracle company. They are not doing a thing, right?

During the hearing, Mark was saying that Facebook removes anything that makes other people feel uncomfortable. Let's take a quick poll right here right now. Have you have ever seen anything that you did not like on Facebook? Well, according to Mark, we got to get those people kicked off for making us feel emotional unsafe because it is not like we can't choose to block people ourselves. Trolls must be murdered because it is not like we can JUST ignore things ourselves. It is not like over sixty million Americans voted Trump to be the 45th USA President, because the Russian bots did it, right? Twitter emailed me and said I was a Russian bot. YouTube terminated my OJAWALL channel, which was home of thousands of home videos which I started making when I was ten years old in 1996 in a ghetto trailer park in Oregon.

The word of the day for this 5-minute writing challenge is FART, and FART is seen all around, and we can let people FART. Normally, when people FART, others run away from the FART people. We generally do that. And that is not a problem. We don't need Facebook to tell us to get away from the FART. Because, when I say FART, I don't really mean FART. We the people decide what we want to see and not want to see.

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