The 2020s page, Vacuum, Laundry, book shed heater, brought in games, This is the way, Baby Yoda Movie video Thursday the first day of January of 2026; Stove, tested radio machines, Way Home, DVDs, reviewing the 2010s, class Friday; Marty, Maduro, Post office, Key, Pen, Goodwill, Fred, church, wood stove, oatmeal, class Saturday; Church, Star Wars, wood stove, stomach ache, Cobra Cast, Weapons of War Sunday; Wood stove cooking, pancake bread, Copenhagen Test, Maduro rescued said Alex, Star Trek Data Dating, Weekly Photos - 123pics Monday; Mike Cernovich on Tucker on how drugs took him to another dimension, wood stove, discs Tuesday; Wet Fire Day, Headache Day, Okay to Cry Wednesday; Cuba Crisis, You're The Lion I'm Not Lying, wood stove, Richard, teeth, Rekieta Law Thursday; Kyle Rittenhouse on Alex Jones, Teri, Ashur, Seattle Chaz returns Friday; Michael Jordan, Straighterade on Timcast, struggled getting the wood stove started, 9/11 talk Saturday.
Wood stove doing better, Discord Drama where trolls repeat the same old fake news they've been harping on for decades Sunday the 11th; Football wild he said, mail dropped off, Simpcast, Pearl, leftists vs ICE, Federal Reserve bad, Weekly Photos - 142pics Monday; Scott Adams died, wood stove, truck, Grok Oatmeal Life Work, discs, Clinton, comedians dream Tuesday; Trump Milk, Mike Lindell to save Minnesota, wood stove, farm stand, truck, Ashur, Discord Drama Wednesday; Syrian Girl, Nick Fuentes, Timcast AI talk, wood stove, pizza, I now have six Discord Servers Thursday; Oatmeal is just a Lolcow with Red Dog, LOL Cow No Milk No Views No LOL Roy Merrick Suno Song Oatmeal Sing Along, Hymn Sing, burned hand, Red Letter Media Friday; Weeding, stove, church, Matt Damon & Ben Affleck on Joe Rogan, Myron Gaines on Candace Owens, Real Science Radio Hydroplate Saturday.
Stove, Simpcast, Matt Damon, Oatmeal Animation is the 8th Discord Server in my Oatmeal series, church, Turtles Sunday the 18; Stove, Rendering Rick, Fallout, weeding, Greenland, eight Discord servers, Weekly Photos - 153pics Monday; Oatmeal Plays Mario 1985, stove, cold, Star Trek, Nick Fuentes on Timcast, Ezra Levant at Davos on Alex Jones, DVD work Tuesday; Oatmeal Tech is the 9th Discord Server in the Oatmeal series, prayer, Rick, fog night farm stand, stove Wednesday; Attic, Subway, stove, mob boss defeated cops, Satan, Candace, Davos, Andrew Tate Thursday; Pruned grapes, wood stove was especially tricky, Rick, Oatmeal Predicted His Future 30 Years Ago Friday; Pruned grapes, wood stove was especially tricky, Rick, Oatmeal Predicted His Future 30 Years Ago, Today on X video, Day in the Life of an Oatmeal Saturday.
Vehicles didn't start because it was that cold, burnt my left hand because it was that hot, we skipped church, Star Trek trans, Scott Adams Funeral Sunday the 25th; Arnold Attic organizing, silver, DVD, raking, stove, bushes, pyramids, ice in retreat, Weekly Photos - 183pics Monday; CIA Bono, stove, Minnesota pirates Tuesday; Del Bigtree & Brian Krassenstein on Alex Jones, stove, David, gas, shopping, Roy is lame on Discord, Anunnaki Wednesday; Attic work, car didn't start, drove truck, studied Satan, My Pillow Mike Lindell on Alex Jones Thursday; Truck, Dollar Tree shopping, wood stove, Flood, Epstein, Game of Thrones: Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Friday; Goodwill shelf brought home, Diane, vacuum, wood stove, truck, peanut butter, music talk Saturday.
January | 2026
01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | 07 | 08 | 09 | 10 | 11
12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22
23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31
decade | community
Eating soup like a beast
BY OATMEAL JOEY ARNOLD
Oatmeal Monthly | Published in January of 2026
ARTICLES | DIRECTORY | OUTLINE | TIMELINE | TOPICS
Mario 2 Movie
Make 2026 see that Obama is back from grave using Candace Owens and others to destroy America, Civil War is Obama's middle name, Trump must lock people up before they lock him up. People like Todd Blanche blocked investigations into the malpractice of the Alex Jones Sandy Hook show trials, 
I used to watch this show, nobody told me life was gonna be this way, Frauds, I mean Friends, I mean wait a minute, you mean gas could have been 50 cents but these Muslims had to run off with billions of tax dollars federally in America each year?
TikTok removed this video of Obama saying to Trump they're feeding Candace Owens misinformation.
The Rock
We must fact check the authenticity of Internet users he said which is the Chinese Social Credit Score which means you get punished for Wrong Think, they're trying to put limits to Free Speech in America, they hope Americans let them destroy America.
Hey
Notice how
Women For Manduro
Obama: it only took me ten years to get CIA Tim Osman, I mean totally non-American Osama Bin Laden. Trump: hold my beer. There are videos of millions of people in Venezuela cheering after Trump captured Maduro who dared Trump to, contrast the cheering with the screaming we saw in China as they nailed shut apartments during Covid 2020, there were mass grave sites all over China. Nick Shirley: you guys involved in fraud in Minnesota stealing billions of dollars for your Learing Centers. Lady: Republicans do it too, so leave us alone.
This is why women shouldn't vote. Women are on TikTok openly committing sedition asking foreign governments to kidnap Trump. Meanwhile, TikTok suspended me over pizza.
Animals
Naboo is the Ukraine of Star Wars. Years ago when Trump failed to captured Maduro in Venezuela, the fake news said it was because Russia Putin told Trump not to. Truth is, Venezuela is connected to China, Soros, globalists. Schumer sad. 1. Trump captured Maduro to free Venezuela, a Chinese satellite. 2. Obama did military things without congressional authorization. 3. For decades, Presidents would sign executive orders which gave Presidents additional power which weren't turned off.
Trump caught Maduro. The liberal women on TikTok want the Maduro thugs run them over if you know what I mean. TikTok suspended me over pizza.
Bill Maher with Tim Allen
Trump Rescued Maduro From Gangs? People like @RealAlexJones mentioned over a week ago Dan Bongino going after Alex Jones and General Michael Flynn, that is not good. It seems like Dan is hijacking.
My dad's car in 1996
China could lose 70% of it's oil said Glenn Beck as China was getting up to 90% of the oil from Venezuela and Iran. China has no choice but to make a deal with Trump as millions starve. It's the real Trump card. China needs to stop buying up American farmlands. China was buying up to 90% of the oil in Venezuela and Iran. China also buys up a lot from Russia.
Here is
I didn't know Michael Byrd was old enough to enroll in Learing Center Childcare in Minnesota, it must have cost a fortune since he murdered Ashli Babbitt, but he probably identified as a toddler. Michael Byrd should send the $190 million to the family of Ashli Babbit who he shot on Jan6 but Byrd has his own Minnesota style learing center in Maryland, it's too bad the FBI is too corrupt to come. But DHS officers was sent to Minnesota.
Send Nick Shirley to Maryland. Marco Rubio not so little anymore, the United Nations was formally the League of Nations which was created after the first world war during the rise of the USSR, it's called divide and conquer, the Star Wars Emperor funded both sides of the galactic civil war. The Wizard of Oz.
Rick at TVC Park Picnic 2002
Teddy Roosevelt was actually shot unlike Trump said Alex Jones, Trump is trying to restart America using Teddy's plans.
Did Denmark scam Greenland telling them they were independent, Trump wants to give Greenland real independence, China is up there too, China is in Venezuela, the Panama Canal, and buying up American farmland?
Jacob Frey needs to be in prison, he is connected to crimes, Frey is waging a war against Trump and against America. They're trying to fabricate a second George Floyd with ICE without showing people full videos.
Chrissie Mayr picked a killer time to be on Timcast, no pun intended lol, please don't go after me like you try to do with Nick Shirley, cue the Alex Jones song from 2017, we love our Somalis, we love our Muslims, oh they're so good, oh they're so fine.
Cuba
People in Cuba cannot even fish? But if you're a foreigner, you can buy steak?
American military went from on the borders defending the borders years ago to beyond the borders defending other borders.
Alex Jones challenges Kash Patel to a debate. But Patel is too girly to. Send this to Pam Bondi, Dan Bongino, Todd Blanche, Judge Jeanine Pirro, as they also joined the Death Star in this real Star Wars. Trump should have fired these people a year ago.
It's iJustine
Sophie Rain should buy at least one million dollars in Bitcoin and one million in silver and never ever spend her savings for as many decades as she can. Regardless of how people make money, you should try not to constantly gamble away all of your money while expecting more.
My trolls conflate globalism tyranny of ruling factions with globalization of crony capitalism which cronyism is bad but free markets is good. Globalism poisoned capitalism with cronyism which is bad. But free markets can be good if done right unlike bad communism.
Kyle Rittenhouse finally on Alex Jones talking about how the left is trying to jumpstart a civil war.
Seattle belongs to Non-Americans says the leftist Mayor who is against George Washington as she attacks Trump, Kyle Rittenhouse, and ICE.
Demons want Americans to fight Americans, not just fight Trump's ICE. They don't care about the truth. The good news is many of them don't have babies. That's why they're obsessed with Open Borders.
Because they're not Open Babies.
You sometimes gotta hold it when you've hit your max to help strengthen your bones, let them shake for a time, Teri Hatcher still looks amazing at 60, I knew her as Lois in the Superman show in the 1990s.
Leftists do what they can to recruit more people to join Antifa by putting them in bad situations like as seen in Minnesota to trick people to think oh ICE is bad.
South Africa is racist and refuses to give people great Internet because they hate Elon Musk.
Straighterade on Timcast
If Erika Kirk was CIA.
They failed.
Because Charlie Kirk inspired millions to vote Trump.
TPUSA helped MAGA bigly.
CIA loves globalism.
Candace Owens is inaccurate said Alex Jones.
Soros wants us divided.
You're falling for the trap.
You're being played by globalists.
House of Ashur
I didn't know Indian Pocahontas Elizabeth Warren had a Dakota Daughter. Take that Trump. I'm being sarcastic. It was a woman holding up a sign, probably in Minnesota, protesting ICE and Trump, probably being paid for it.
Michael Savage on Alex Jones
Walrus woman said ICE is illegal and will be imprisoned or worse. The walrus is trying to fight the executive branch of the American government lead by Trump. True, I had many conversations with Grok about Covid Vaccines and Alex Jones. Even when you confront Grok with facts, Grok will retroactively retcon why it said what it said while making up excuses why it didn't mention whatever facts you happen to bring up which is almost like Grok-Fraud.
RIP Dilbert Scott Adams
We're watching two movies at the same time.
To quote Scott Adams.
Said Michael Malice on Greg Gutfeld.
Michael looking gansta.
Even with Renee Good.
Soros Antifa say Renee was murdered.
MAGA says she was leading a parade.
It's like we're watching two movies.
I've been watching Scott Adams past decade.
Dilbert creator Scott Adams died today.
Probably the last Win Bigly interview Scott Adams did, this was Sunday, just two days ago, with Greg Gutfeld and Dr. Drew Pinsky.
Greg got Grok to give him the script, the opening Scott would always do for the simultaneous sip.
Dr. Drew Pinsky talked about how cancer adapts like the Borg in your body Sunday.
Let's talk about something happier.
Said Scott Adams.
Like Minnesota or Iran.
Joked Greg Gutfeld.
Had a dream.
Tucker Carlson led a round table.
Like 20 comedians.
All about comedy.
How to be funny.
Alex Jones was there too.
Trump Milk
Save Minnesota.
Vote Mike Lindell for governor.
To stop the Learing Centers.
Mike is more than my pillow.
Trump gotta endorse Mike.
MikeLindellgov.com
Maya's redefinition of lolcow destroys the original meaning of lolcow making thus the retcon version of lolcow meaningless.
Biking
Demand for silver continues going up as it can take ten years to start new mines, KEPM can help you buy silver.
Bitcoin will continue to skyrocket as well.
AI will also continue to accelerate.
Only good AI robots will save you from bad AI.
AI will be like guns are today.
Guns are not only tools but also destructive weapons.
Guns can kill and guns can also save lives.
I've trolled my trolls for decades. I've engaged in clickbait, parody, satire, absurdity, hyperbole, sarcasm, scamming, irony, Devil's advocate, misspeak, typos, confusion, fragmentation, compartmentalization, out of context clips, screenshots, soundbites, etc.
And edgelording.
Trolls will say they can't trust what you say with one side of their face.
But simultaneously with their other side of their face say they do trust what you say as long as it's taken out of context in order to destroy you.
Because all they can do is destroy.
Like their father.
Nick Fuentes got Alex Jones to say the N word. Meanwhile, is Candace Owens trying to audience Charlie Kirk for a new DC Comics Marvels Super Hero Matrix Star Wars Time Traveling movie?
Alex Jones is warning the world of the Podesta Plan which involves getting a pawn to mow down people, falsely say the pawn is MAGA in order to spark a hot civil war against all non-leftists in America. We have to remind people that it's fake news before they do it.
Tim Walz is trying to spark a civil war in Minnesota, mostly only illegals and dead people voted against Trump in previous elections. They will soon have my pillow Mike Lindell as governor.
Always a joy seeing The Syrian Girl on Alex Jones. She reminds me of my guinea pigs.
I first really started using the Internet around like 1995 but I wonder if you were online before the Internet was officially public as of like 1991.
Love & English
Preventionism violates free will.
Justice should go after crimes after they are done.
Not before.
Going after hate crime.
Is a slippery slope.
Towards going after thought crime.
All we need to enforce thought laws.
Are phones monitoring your body.
Which they already do.
When Trump activates the Insurrection Act.
The left will use that as an excuse to double down on their rioting.
To really stop the left, you have to cut their funding.
From people like Soros.
Podesta Plan involves The Summer of Love.
But all the time.
Funded by Soros & friends.
The more the general public knows.
The harder it become for the left to burn down cities and blame it on Trump.
Knowledge is power.
Vietnamese music is seductive
How do you grow up?
Go from dependence to independence.
How do you become a leader?
Go from independence to interdependence.
Turtles 3 was filmed in Astoria?
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck on Joe Rogan.
Greatness comes at a cost.
Whether you're selling your soul to Devil.
Or just your relationships.
For me, you might say I spent a lifetime chasing greatness.
You might say I sacrifice relationships pursuing greatness.
But failing.
Vietnam is hot
When life closes doors, chew through it, says Scott Adams of Dilbert.
Dilbert's Scott Adam's diagram of success through failure, his system, not goals, as follows:
Increase odds regarding your value via the following in this exact order:
Diet
Exercise
Energy
Fail smart
Success
Don Lemon conflating.
Free speech is about restricted the federal government from interfering with local matters.
The 9th and 10th amendments relate to a desire to limit federal overreach into state matters.
Beyond that, what really matters is private property rights, period.
What am I playing?
We need 3 canals:
Panama Canal with Mexico as an American state.
Alaska Russia Canal with Canada as an American state so Americans can drive their cars to Russia and Asia.
Greenland Europe Canal so Americans can drive their cars to Europe and Africa.
Let's play
Google wants to spell check the hate out of you as Air Force One trends.
Polio vaccines gave people polio but doctors were lied to, doctors believe the vaccines saved people from polio. Same thing with the flu shot which I never get. The science & medical community has been scamming people for centuries.
Why would the FDA remove this?
Are cellphones harmless or harmful?
What is the HHS saying?
Why is the Trump Cabinet doing opposition research on General Michael Flynn preparing to go after MAGA people in the Post Trump Era? Trump needs to fire Todd Blanche, Pam Bondi, Kash Patel, Susie Wiles.
Free Greenland from China, Russia, Denmark, EU. Greenland wants it.
Oatmeal in Vietnam
Stores sell fake brown sugar that is actually white sugar with brown sprinkled on top.
Brown sugar is fake.
It's like white bread but with instead of adding back iron which they have to put back in since they stole stuff from the bread during the enriching process.
It's brownness.
Hey, that's racist.
But true.
Real brown sugar is expensive.
And less racist.
Gavin Newsom is Bill Clinton 2.0, cannot wait for all the Monica Lewinski victims to come out. People like Alex Soros believe America will be too divided in civil war to not vote for Newsom for President in 2028.
Trump is coming to crack down on the fraud in California that we saw during Covid and the fires.
Patrick Bateman Gavin Newsom is the American Psycho who is trying to become the next American President to burn down the USA House.
Only thing better than Obama Care.
Is Trump Care.
Obama Care was really just repackaged Stalin Care.
Trump Care is just repackaged George Washington Americana.
My favorite aunt made me a beanie for my birthday
Gavin Newsom is selling these knee pads for sucking Trump's thing.
Christian Bale wishes he could act this insane.
Let the real American Psycho please stand up.
Eminem is here to sing you a lullaby.
Hillary Clinton broke the law.
Guess who said that.
The mafia guy or the cop.
It was the mafia guy.
The cop even said James Comey was perfect.
What an upside-down world.
Where there are bad cops.
Many cops are good.
But some are terrible.
Looks like Candace Owens is now the new main stream media designed to distract people.
That doesn't mean Erika Kirk is a saint.
That doesn't mean Candace is evil.
It means Candace is being used to destroy the right.
To escape, we must make fun of Candace like we mock SNL.
Sara Gonzales on Alex Jones
Best way to keep Minnesota Strong Abuse.
Turn them into abusers.
That's what Covid did.
Said Stefan Molyneux who is the Canada version of Dilbert Scott Adams.
When you turn the bullied into bullies.
Like with masks, vaccines.
Always good to see the sexy snake Sara Gonzalez on Alex Jones.
She exposes legal immigration.
But it is a scam.
Bigger than the Minnesota Learing Centers.
Open Borders was the distraction?
This is crazy.
Stupid.
Why do communists pollute my Discord Servers?
Tony Robbins
Supply and demand is the bread and butter of the free market which governments should generally be limited from regulating, it should be first come first served, competition should be encouraged, plan ahead so you're prepared for food shortages, remove all the red tape.
Trolls been sinking my pirate ship for decades online, I've learned the hard way that it's not even personal as they're too lazy to get into the meat and potatoes when spreading lies about me, you gotta remember they're gonna call you a creep no matter what. Yup.
Star Wars Jedi Mace Windu knew Sith kung fu and was like a electricity circuit to reflect the dark side back onto Palpatine?
Greek statue looks like the statue of liberty
Whitney Cummings on Joe Rogan on charity culture:
With the Californian fires:
We pay taxes.
We pay charities.
Charities don't pay taxes.
We're paying double.
Twice.
But neither the taxes nor charities help.
With the fires.
That's double dipping.
Ferguson is the kind of person I think I am inside my head whenever I am flirting with women, I mean men using AI bots pretending to be women, on the Internet, this video personifies my tone. You're beautiful. My son can play piano better than your son yum.
Understanding Patterns
I told you to buy silver for years.
Minnesota Learing Centers.
Illegals sending their kids to daycare?
But the Somalis are on welfare?
Meaning they're not working?
They're home all day?
But their fake kids are off at fake Learing Centers?
While they work at fake tech jobs remotely at home?
Off our taxes?
The thing about ICE is.
It was called The Podesta Plan.
They were planning this for years.
It was published years ago.
People made videos about it.
They said if Trump won again.
They would set traps.
Daddy Bush was a scam artist
Speaking of Minnesota Tampon Tim.
Daddy Bush on video decades ago.
Saying how America had to send troops into Somalia.
But Bush was running a scam.
For decades, they try to trick the general public into going along with scams.
In the name of stopping world hunger.
Speaking of Minnesota Tampon Tim?
Not # MeToo
But U2
CIA (said Bush) Bono raised 100 million dollars for Somalia via USAID (which is NOT aid) BAND-AID and LIVE-AID?
BBC said 95 million of that went to CIA-backed warlords?
Bigger than Learing Centers?
Or California fires?
He begs Americans to help Somalia in 2013.
This was in Minnesota, he was saying join the pirates.
Because they are pirates.
They steal billions of dollars from Americans.
Erika Kirk
Ilhan Omar was attacked.
By an Ilhan Omar supporter?
Notice how Omar was not scared.
How did she know that acid was not sprayed onto her face?
How she know?
She just stood there.
Star Wars Oatmeal
I literally only have one troll trying to haunt me for decades lying about me hoping you don't look at all my content on other websites debunking the fake news about me. AI will continue to improve towards debunking the fake news. Growing up, they said I would never pass the sixth grade.
No matter how many times I've confessed my faults online for decades on all the websites, trolls love lying saying I never did when really I have many times for years for the record, the archives, the history books. But trolls are too lazy to check the fine print. Trolls love getting you down by casting the largest most generic net hoping to catch you with things that are not even personal but was designed to manipulate you like as if they were your puppet masters. I've been online so long, I went from having no trolls to many trolls to just one troll who is pretending to be a woman and yet he calls me the creepy one, I mean 30+ years is a long time to be on the Internet. If I was a lolcow, I guess all the milk dried up years ago.
My last remaining troll in the world is having a meltdown on one of my god forsaken Discord Servers, please don't look at the train wreck especially since it's a fail chat group designed for adult Trump supporters but mostly had leftist gaming addicts instead.
Obama supported ice, is that cool?
Nick Fuentes is right Trump needs to crush Obama.
Candace Owens is right to ask questions.
But some of it is crazy & misleading.
Erika Kirk needs better PR.
People who knew Charlie Kirk was going to be murdered must be taken to court.
But TPUSA did do some good in the world.
Deep South in America
When even CNN is saying the new LA Riots are crazy, then you know it's crazy.
