In a world of lies, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

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04:10 AM
2024: Star Wars: Tales of the Empire 101-106 Spoiler Review, Darth Maul, Vader, Thrawn, Jedi, Hunters

2024-05-11 - Saturday - 09:21 PM
Oatmeal Sixth Five, 2010 to 2014, P-D-X, Alder, Conan, Jay Leno, Shutter Island, earthquake, Michael Jackson, We Are The World, Haiti, Blake Webb died, Redwood Glenn, Farmer Hanna, W-Y-I, Sharon Clayton, Nellie, Walking Dead, Salvation Army, Bell Ringer; P-A-S-S, basketball; Arnold Attic Teaser Trailers; shed died, Buffy, Dexter Morgan, Battle Star; Brent Groth, Mea Omnia, Robin Baker threw Oatmeal in prison; Oatmeal got fired in Vietnam, Andy Wing, Papa Foods, Hanoi Anna, Tracy Honey, Kathy Bike, F-Y-G, vacation in Duh-Lat City; visa run in Cambodia; District 12 with Bruce Lee Rick; Did Mister Dai Trinh steal Doctor Oatmeal from the goddamn Leaf Pagoda School church; cops at Remi Cafe, wallet stolen, Mister Ribs, Circle K, Old Ink, 23-9 Park, 500 dollar camera; did Oatmeal fall into a hole; did Oatmeal escape Oregon; did Oatmeal find his career in Asia; Oatmeal was trying to become more available for other people; and if you're available for others too, then join the goddamn Oatmeal Club on Discord at Joey Arnold, V-N, The End, just click on the invite link to join the goddamn server
fast aggressive phonk, trumpet, harmonica, anthem, psychedelic anime, electronic with synthwave, passionate female vocal

2024-05-14 - Tuesday - 01:14 PM
Oatmeal Sixth Five, 2010 to 2014, V,1, BW, Redwood, SC, RB, VN, FYG, Pagoda, Old Ink, Suno & Noisee AI

2024-05-11 - Saturday - 09:46 PM
Oatmeal Seventh Five, 2015 to 2019, Vietnam, Park English, Lego Mark, Medical English; Old Ink Died, Black List, allegedly; Australia Rom; Purio, A-A-A Spa, Chinh, Anh Coffee, Opera Tea Club; Oatmeal taught different English classes during his 5 years in Vietnam, he taught to different ages, levels, different combinations of things, classes, people, sizes, levels, different places, English centers, schools, coffee shops, houses, many adventures, Oatmeal lived many different places; A-J, Trump, Bitcoin, Discord, Steemit, blogging, YouTube murdered Ojawall-01, stole Oatmeal's over ten thousand plus videos; Oatmeal left Vietnam, Oatmeal returned to America; L-M-S; music store; Once Upon a Time; new glasses; they built a book shed for mom; R-I-P JoeyArnoldVN on YouTube in 2018; adventures with Peanut Butter Rick, Seattle, Canada, no boobs; youth group; Roy Merrick, Nehemiah, Pastor Sam; Star Wars; Oatmeal is digging deep in the cave, if you wanna join, click on the link to join the Oatmeal Club on Discord
punk rock, ska punk, rock, rap, indie pop

2024-05-14 - Tuesday - 01:28 PM
Oatmeal Seventh Five, 2015 to 2019, V.1, Blacklist, USA, Store, Book Shed, Seattle, Roy, Suno & Noisee AI

2024-05-11 - Saturday - 10:20 PM
Oatmeal Eighth Five, 2020 to 2024, stay home they said, dinosaur philosophy, see the Oatmeal daily blog for more info; clams, rounded trees, Oatmeal built a chicken house transformer, fence gates, portable walls, bed on stilts, book shed attic, a desk table, shelves, a basketball hoop, and so on; comics, mazes, building things, She-Ra, Apples to Apples; youth group, Lord of the Rings; Oatmeal helped people knock down trees like dinosaurs, not the momma; Dexter, Resident Alien, Dead Wing Dork made a video about Oatmeal; Memes World put out a documentary about Oatmeal; Mango; Stumble; Chrissie Mayr, Ian Oat Box, Roy boat ship, and so much more; it's the song that never ends; brother adventures in 2023; Oatmeal was all over the place working on things trying to figure things out; and if you want to figure things out too, you can join the goddamn Oatmeal Discord Server, A-K-A the goddamn Oatmeal Club
Battle, light, momentum, cello, bass, speed, agile

2024-05-14 - Tuesday - 12:52 PM
Oatmeal Eighth Five, 2020 to 2024, v.1, clams, Memes World, Twitter, Simpcast, Discord, Oatmeal World, Suno & Noisee AI

2024-05-11 - Saturday - 09:21 PM
Oatmeal Internet: Once upon a time lived Oatmeal Joey Arnold, he started using the Internet more often starting in probably around 97, he turned twelve years old that year; online, Oatmeal was the Star J-S-A; other times his username was the Cool Kid; and other times his display name was Darth Lazer; and other times, his name was Bumbaloe; and the list goes on and on as Oatmeal had many names, brands, accounts, online these past four decades; in the 90s, Oatmeal was using A-O-L, you got mail, Tom Hanks, Yahoo, instant messenger, chat rooms, email; Oatmeal started blogging in the early 2000s; Oatmeal started doing web design; Oatmeal started joining social media, zanga, MySpace, Facebook, YouTube, Bebo, Free Webs, Diary Land, Twitter X, Mea Omnia, Snap Chat, TikTok, Live Journal, forums, T-O-L, A-S-O-V, blogs, video platforms, and the list goes on and on; Oatmeal has been using the world wide web for 27 plus years trying to influence, entertain, educate, and more; and if you wanna join in this endeavor, join the goddamn Oatmeal Discord Server
melanchomotional, violin-fueled british 70s/80s surf punk, british female singer-songwriter pop-punk soloist, melodic

2024-05-14 - Tuesday - 12:52 PM
Oatmeal Internet, V.2, AOL, Yahoo, Diary Land, Xanga, MySpace, Facebook, Suno & Noisee AI

2024-05-11 - Saturday - 11:09 PM
Oatmeal Book: once upon a time lived Joey Arnold, he turn ten in 95, he started writing better that year; before that, he was singing and drawing; he started merging art with writing especially in 97 with Action Strip, it was a comic strip; after that, he started making newspapers; then he started making Pokemon Yu-Gi-Oh Magic inspired playing cards which morphed into the E-A Encouragement Articles especially in the early 2000s at youth groups and in high school; Oatmeal started doing web design; Oatmeal started keeping a diary more often around 97; during the course of his life, Oatmeal wrote a variety of things, different topics: science fiction, technology, health, history, religion, travel, culture, education, entertainment, and the list goes on and on; sometimes Oatmeal engaged in many things like hyperbole, sarcasm, irony, satire, click bait, and the list goes on and on; but Oatmeal didn't always say what he was doing; Oatmeal was taken out of context; Oatmeal's building an autobiography story of his life to tell his side of the story; come join the Oatmeal Discord Server
Thrilling opening, Melancholic flute melody, Chinese, intense, battle, gun smoke, fast-paced

2024-05-14 - Tuesday - 10:09 PM
Oatmeal Book, V.1, Oatmeal Started Writing Better in 1995, Suno & Noisee AI

Rebranding Oatmeal
Somebody stop me, to quote Jim Carrey's The Mask, before I bore you to death for the next minute telling you how Oatmeal was rebranded many times these past four decades since my birth in the year 1985
Some of my brands/usernames/display names/titles included

2024-05-13 - Monday - 12:00 AM
1985, Oatmeal was born, on the 11th of February, in Forest Grove; to M & M, an accountant from Seattle, and Donald from Los Angeles; Oatmeal's grandpa, Peter Rasp, almost died on the Titanic; but beer got Peter's dad lost; so they literally missed the boat; they were from Amsterdam, what a jam; sometimes a disaster becomes a miracle; Oatmeal's maternal grandparents on the other hand were in World War 2; Oatmeal grew up with many problems; autism, bipolar, dyslexia, lactose intolerance, Treacher Collins, tubes for ears, glasses for eyes; grew up in a trailer park ghetto on the wrong side of the tracks you might say; regardless of which side of the tracks you're, you're welcome to join the goddamn Oatmeal Discord Server which is drowning in a sea of weirdos who are actively scarring away cool people; [chorus] Oatmeal is Johnny Five, just trying to survive; Oatmeal is kind of slow, but he is really flow
melodic rap with Egyptian oud, bold, danceable, female vocals

2024-05-14 - Tuesday - 10:20 PM
1985, Oatmeal turned 0, V.1, Titanic, World War 2, Netherlands, Seattle, California, Oregon, Suno & Noisee AI

2024-05-13 - Monday - 12:10 AM
1986, Oatmeal had his first birthday, he was crawling, he was walking, he had siblings who might have called him an alien; they had cats; oh strawberry short cake; P-B-S on the television; V-C-R, recording educational programming; home school by the M & M; T-R-C; this was in the heart of the 80s, Reagan was the President; Russia was still the U-S-S-R; Oatmeal lived in a small city named Forest Grove which had under twenty thousand people at that time; Pee Wee Herman, I know what you are but what am I; regardless of who you are, you are welcome in the Oatmeal Discord Server
Synthwave, French electro, Italo disco revival

2024-05-14 - Tuesday - 10:30 PM
1986, Oatmeal turned 1, V.1, Crawling, VCR, Alien, Strawberry Short Cake, Suno & Noisee AI

2024-05-13 - Monday - 12:39 AM
1987, Oatmeal turned two, Oatmeal played sheep in a play for Thanksgiving at the Dilley Bible church; homeschooling club; Sharon Hundley Parker; hello uncle Brian; also others too like Woof, Dick; and probably others too; T-M-N-T; Portland; P-D-X; a toy computer; a tricycle; many adventures; Oatmeal had problems but kept on going; he kept on soaring; Oatmeal was a curious boy; Oatmeal was a Curious George; jumping on the bed; if you're curious too, you can join the Oatmeal Discord Server
uplifting dark indie

2024-05-14 - Tuesday - 10:36 PM
1987, Oatmeal turned 2, V.1, Sheep, Thanksgiving Play, TMNT, Tricycle, Toy Computer, Suno & Noisee AI

2024-05-13 - Monday - 12:54 AM
1988, Oatmeal turned three, he played a bucket for drums, he rode a pony horse, did he really almost drown in Seattle in a pool; did they have killer flies growing in the carpet; Oatmeal remembers so many roads, so many bridges, on their way to Seattle; Oatmeal remembers a gymnastic place behind the train tracks back in the day; then it was near the library; then one way Oatmeal was running around, went to the bathroom, disrupted gymnastic practice; because of that, Oatmeal's mom had to take him home; when they crossed the street in the dark without a cross walk, an S-U-V hit mom on the side breaking her arm; but Oatmeal's brother saved his life, he pulled him out of the way; if you wanna be saved too or save others, then join the goddamn Oatmeal with funny honey Discord Server
Electronic, Drum and Bass, Ambient, Downtempo, Experimental, Jungle, Liquid Funk, Neurofunk, IDM, Trip Hop

2024-05-14 - Tuesday - 10:42 PM
1988, Oatmeal turned 3, V.1, Pony Horse, Seattle, Flies, Drums, Gymnastics, Car Crash, Suno & Noisee AI

2024-05-13 - Monday - 01:06 AM
1989, Oatmeal turned four, Oatmeal was in Ae Wan Nuh Cubbies, a Bible church club; Oatmeal remembers Ramona on T-V; Rick played baseball; Honey, I Shrunk the Kids; All Dogs Go to Heaven; Little Mermaid; Oatmeal was one of the five total Baby Chicks in a home school club play; Oatmeal probably played with the Fleming boys at space 170, this was before T-R-C, the boys climbed a tree to get on the house; one day the smallest bedroom in that trailer caught on fire they said, and then they moved away or so the story goes; other friends might include Damien, Dusty, Mexican Tony, Kyle Vanderzanden, kids that Judy babysat at space 164, Kathy, Katrina, Sarah, etc; Oatmeal was growing taller; one time Oatmeal went to the park, when his mom got mad, Oatmeal said but I walked on the sidewalk; sometimes Oatmeal would chase the garbage man on his tricycle a few blocks down the road; so the garbage man would yell go home kid; you can go home too, you can find your home in the goddamn Oatmeal Discord Server
harsh low voice, hard rock, viking metal, chant, narration

2024-05-14 - Tuesday - 10:48 PM
1989, Oatmeal turned 4, V.2, Small Wonder, PDX Zoo, AWANA, Ramona, Fleming, Suno & Noisee AI

2024-05-13 - Monday - 11:53 AM
1990, Oatmeal turned 5, Panama, Mario, Kenni, Elkind, Oatmeal wet the bed, I mean couch, big dogs, big house, in the woods, stairs, toys; Ernest, Back to the Future 3, Indians, time travel; what did Oatmeal do to Blacky The Dog, who let that dog out; Kathy steal that dog too; Rick, karate; Ghost Dad; Problem Child, it's my party and I'll cry if I want to; Dick Tracy on Nintendo; Oatmeal was a monkey for Halloween; hello British England, B-B-C Narnia, the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe; Lake Oswego visit to where Oatmeal's siblings lived in the 80s; Captain Sky Hawk flying in a jet, Doctor Mario, T-M-N-T live-action; car racing in California game with the V-C-R; Kindergarten Cop was filmed in Astoria, oh it's not a tumor, difference between cats & dogs; if you agree it's not tumor, or even if you don't, you can join the goddamn Oatmeal chat room on Discord
fast aggressive rap, Pacific Reggae Ska

2024-05-14 - Tuesday - 10:57 PM
1990, Oatmeal turned 5, V.1, Kenni, Elkind, Blacky Dog, Monkey, Kindergarten Cop, Suno & Noisee AI

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