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02:02 AM
Why Oatmeal Single

I'm Big Red Dog Mickey Morehead of the 2001 New York City Gangster Run for all you ladies out there
Born in 1985, liked many girls in the 1900s like Tiffany Cumbo, Janet Bailey, Stephanie Bishop, Katrina across the street, Nicole at AWANA and Olympians, other girls at churches, clubs, the home school club, Skate World, different cities, the Internet, different states, had crushes on people on television, movies, books, magazines, media, comics, and the list goes on and on
Ra Ra Roo Roo, did you say 1900s, you're not that old are you?
I feel that old which the list of girls continued into the next decade, first four years of the 2000s during FGHS high school I liked girls like Selena, HCBC Rachel, Snow Baby Jen, Karla Villa, Kari, Britney Spears, Mandy Moore, Bethany Sprietler, Tonya Jones, April Livingston, Naomi Miller, Sonya Mack
The list goes on but what went wrong?
I don't think I can explain in only one minute but the list goes on, during my college years to 2007, I liked girls like Bethany Williams, Jen Moore, Rachel, Drama Amanda, not the puppy, Amanda Conklin, Renee Hartman, Laurie, Holly Hodel, The JSA Trinity which included Sarah Cole of CMT, No Doubt Gwen Stefani
At Camp Kuratli in 2007, I fell for Megan McQuade, Fiona Heidi Dixon, Monster Kaitlin Woods, Mellow Yellow, at WYI I thought Lincoln Hawk was married to his sister Megan which made me jealous, I didn't know they were related
In Hawaii in 2008, I liked Grace, Martina Pound, Jeannette Whitaker who I called ugly but then said Natalie Portman, at Kuratli that summer, there were a few but my favorite was Amber who we probably went on like an unofficial date one time and maybe I broke her heart or something
My first main apartment I rented was from 2008 to 2010 in Portland, Oregon, I was not in Texas or Oklahoma in 2009, I worked at Kells, Grout, was involved with churches, Quest, groups, Nick, others, Salvation Army, Agape Church of Christ, like different girls or women during these years, I was not gay for Blake Webb but we did have our daughter Jenae Orr, I remember like one black girl at this black church I went to
At Camp Redwood Glen in California in 2010, my eyes were mostly on Farmer Hanna who worked with me, we acted in plays, I wrote her a long letter like I did Jen in 2007, at WYI was Sharon Clayton, Nelly
Had a thing for Nicki Minaj in 2011
During my stay in Vietnam from 2012-2017, I liked Joy Sanchez, Honey Tracy, Kathy Bike, FYG Jolie, Zizi sister of Anna Barbie, random students, people I worked with, people at churches, random foreigners, the Hola 2 girl, a female lawyer lady, the female medical doctor students, the teacher in Tan Phu who I ended things with too quickly which I was wrong to do, and the list goes on and on
After leaving Vietnam to return to America in 2017, I've liked many different people and some of it might be confidential at the moment, some of it might be people online, there are some people offline as well, some of it may still be private for the moment, so to this day I'm still liking people or what not, it might take a while to explain nuances between the different levels of like, love, lust, agape, crush, care for, commitment, regarding different types of relationships, friendships, romance, acquaintances, through to this day, the present in 2024
Oatmeal, but why you still single?
Maybe because I'm too busy?
Maybe because I'm too broke?
Maybe because I'm too bonkers?
Maybe because I'm too broken?
Maybe because I'm too business?
Maybe because I'm too booked?
Maybe because I'm too banned?
Maybe because I'm too preoccupied?
Maybe because I'm too buried?
Maybe because I'm too messed up?
Maybe because I'm too disabled?
Maybe because I'm too incomplete, not good enough?
Maybe because I'm too funny?
Actually, there might be many reasons why I'm still single which we could talk about more next time, I rarely if ever date or only a few times or zero times officially perhaps, was always too busy, told a few girls I liked them but many of them were like already taken or whatever, I made many big mistakes in my life, I did bad, I have a lot to say on these matters, to be continued