Discord Drama

2023-11-02 - Thursday - 12:44 PM - Discord Log.

House of the Oatmeal, when this turkey can't take the heat from sheep trolls, he runs to the grass is greener on the other side of the TikTok, is he no longer here? 01:59 PM. The purpose of the oatmeal channel #oatmeal would be to introduce everyone to me. The goal would be to make it easy for people to find introductions, outlines, summaries, overviews, on Discord, blogs, social media, websites, in articles, videos, memes, and everything else. I feel like many times people are not totally given access to introduction pages to find out more about me. These paragraphs are not introduction paragraphs. I'm more or less procrastinating on that. But to be honest, I've introduced myself online before. The problem is I always do a bad job at it. I got to learn how to say not too little and not too much. I can talk for thousands of hours about it. I can write thousands of books about all of it. So, it is therefore tough to summarize. I got to provide links and videos and everything else for more information for those who want to know. It's a work in progress. To be continued. 02:30 PM. I bet Roy is very bad with money. Roy reflects all of his personal problems onto me. Roy is Bulk and Skull from the Power Rangers. Steve Urkel with a blue beanie. Why do people join this Discord Server for five seconds and then leave? People are weirdos. That's like driving 100 miles down a road to enter a random house and then leave within five seconds. It's a waste of gas, time, energy, resources, brain power, to run into a random Discord Server and then leave. It tells me not to interact with new people. I did not join your server. That was not me. Check the username and not the display name. That is Internet 101. Why do you want Fake Oatmeal? If you get a thousand more people to join my Discord Server, this server right here, before 2024, then I will join your server. 03:40 PM. My Discord Server is my home, I'm always taking screenshots of everything sharing them on Twitter/blogs/videos/etc. Sorry everybody about lying, not about the 500+ sock puppet alt accounts, it's not like I create new accounts to have them leave to create drama, I wouldn't do that. You're never going to think is this account or that account just another alt of Oatmeal, for reals. I'm always here talking to everybody through my alt accounts. Just kidding. I would never do that. I have never ever lied to you about anything, no mysteries here. Roy is dead. I promise to be pinging everybody once every hour or at least once a day. Roy is not my alt. Trust me. Who cares if my demands were not met, all my demands was fake news. I never cared about any of that. You know I'm always here every hour. You know I used to have many alts on Facebook. I don't do that any more. I've been saved. I'm a changed man. You know I'll never leave you nor forsake you. I'm on here like bread on butter, like honey on oatmeal. Every day on Discord I say this is my last last message. I lied. It is not like this is my last message if demands are not met which they won't be cuz you guys don't care about me. Nah. I look past the hate of the trolls and do y'all right. I do you right. It's not like this will be my last message ever. No way. You all know I'll be back. Any time now. When you least expect it. Nah just kidding. I'm going to be here all the time. Just me. Not my alts. I'm not going to hide behind my alts. You are mine.I am yours. Expect seeing a lot more oatmeal. From now on. If I were to use my alt accounts and say I'm Oatmeal, y'all got too much learned-helplessness to even care nor believe me as the boy who cried wolf, but I would never do that, y'all too dumb to fall for my scams, I'm not going to to continue my deception, trust me. Never mind nobody reads this. Fuck the Oatmeal Discord Demands. Ride or die. The American Way. The Oatmeal Way. 05:36 PM. I promise I'm going to be sending new messages in my Discord Server in the general chat channel every five minutes from now on because I'm paralyzed from the neck down due to a car accident I was recently in, I have nothing better to do as I can no longer walk, none of the lies told about me was fake news, it was all true. Don't screenshot this. Please screenshot this. Actually, I know you won't screenshot me whether I tell you to or use reverse psychology because you're too numbed by the Wall-E Matrix Ready Player One World we live in, nihilism apathy pacifism is rotting your brains from the inside-out like elves on drugs. I promise to ping everybody every five minutes as I have a sleep disorder and I'm always on here waiting for people to interact with me, please don't remind me to send new messages every five minutes. Please don't read this message here. I'll be back to remind you of all of this every five minutes from now on. My Discord demands was a total scam, who cares about trying to get a thousand more members before 2024, I'll be talking to anybody who is still here. Even if there is only one member left. Imagine if everybody left. I will simply talk to myself every five minutes. It's not like I talk to myself using my alt accounts. To prove it, I'll be deleting one alt account every five seconds. Within minutes, we will have nobody left as every single account is an alt of mine. Just kidding. I don't have a single alt here. You can trust me. But if I do have any alts, I'll be deleting them every 5 seconds. Scout's honor. I am always here because I don't work. I'm stalking everyone. I just sit here all day. Please don't talk to me. But I will always talk to you. Every five minutes. I'll be here pinging everybody. I promise. I'm paralyzed from the neck down. I will never leave you even if you do. You can all leave right now. But I'm your friend to the end. I'm like Chucky from Child's Play. Wanna play? 07:12 PM. Socks admits he nuked my Discord Server, this has nothing to do with Garth Brooks. 09:41 PM. Socks said my Discord Server would be dead without the trolls who had police swat my family, that there would be no members left in the server if all the trolls were gone, that they're entertained by me, that I'd freak out if they all left even as they're all my alts.