My first day of taxi driver
A passenger touches the taxi driver's shoulder to ask a question. The taxi driver shouts, loses control of the car, almost collides with a truck, gets on the sidewalk and gets into a shop window shattering glass. For a moment you can not hear anything in the taxi, until the taxi driver says:
- Look, friend, never do that again! It almost killed me with fright! The passenger apologizes and says: - I did not think he was going to scare so much if he touched his shoulder The taxi driver says:
- What happens is that it's my first day of work as a taxi driver - And what did he do before? - I was a funeral chariot driver for 25 years.
Mother at 65
With the new technology applied to fertility, a 65-year-old woman gave birth to a baby. When she left the hospital and went to her house, her family arrived to visit her.
- Can we see the baby? Asked one of them. Not yet, said the brand new 65-year-old mother, shortly. Half an hour passed and another of the family asked, "Can we already meet the new baby? - Still noooooo, said the mother.
It happened another time, and they asked her again, impatient, but well, when are we going to see the baby? - When I cry, the mother replied.
- When do I cry? They exclaimed. Why do we have to wait until I cry? - BECAUSE I DO NOT REMEMBER WHERE I PUT IT.
The cat that returns
A man hates his wife's cat because it only scratches him treacherously and decides to make him disappear.
He puts it in a bag and takes it in the car 20 kilometers from his house.
When he returns, the cat is sitting in the doorway of the house.
Nervous, the guy repeats the operation, but now leaves him 40 kilometers from home. When he returns, the cat is again waiting for him at the door. The angry man; Grab the cat, put it in the car and travel 93 kilometers east, 30 north, 27 west and 25 south ...
Drop the cat and start the return home. After a while, he calls his wife on his cell phone and says:
- Honey, is the cat around? - He just arrived, why, dear? - Put that wretch on the phone, I've been lost !!!
