So the craziest thing just happened. im lying down almost perciving d smell of skin cooking in this heat and mosquitoes doing a cover of Beethoven in my ears and someonr posts on the steemibadan WhatsApp group... A writer is having a writer's block and needs inspiration... Then this guy outta no where drops the most amazing idea.
Our writer loves it and im curious now so i join the conversation and boom she offers to collaborate.
We ll write different sides of the story... I love the idea and i agree...
But waaaait our writer happens to be a pretty lady (not a ma'am). And all the while i was addressing her as a dude and aunty dinnor like it oh
My village people now started using my calabash to pick beans..... I shoot my shot but aunty is wearing bulletproof
Its cool tho cos i still get to write this story and i just bought a semi automatic rifle (if you get my drift) so aunty 
I am JO5H. Thank u for reading!
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