Welcome my Steemit friends. I wanted to introduce myself since I joined Steemit a week ago. I hope you like my posts about Korea and how I lead it to world conquest and rule over everyone else.
This week was busy. In addition to the wrestling tournament over the weekend, I begun arresting Americans. They are all spies and who cares about diplomacy with a bunch of flops like them anyways.
Just so you know, even though I shouldn't say anything, when they put sanctions on me it is all part of my elaborate plan to make your lives better by my running them. Remember, when I am in charge you get my secret recipe so you can be just like me, except for following my orders of course.
Because I control everything for everyone's benefit perfectly and you deserve more, I am buying Steem to raise the price. To the Moon!
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As your soon to be elected leader I upvote and resteem me