What Will It Be?

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I've heard the phrase "Don't make me come in there" from parents, but who has the energy to climb into tiny places and drag out a kicking, screaming toddler. I certainly don't. So my strategy, "Do you want to come out now or do you want to smell my stinky slippers?"

I don't wash my feet for weeks and wear wet socks just to get the right combination of odors

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