Just a Man - with 20 hilarious, unsavory jokes that are never entirely appropriate. But if you’re bold enough to deliver a punchline, you deserve the laughs it’ll earn you.
- What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
- What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed.
- Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
- What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
- Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
- What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
- What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
- What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!
- Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
- What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
- What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
- What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-a-lotta-puss.
- What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
- What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
- What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.
- What’s the best part about gardening?
Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
- How is a girlfriend like a laxative?
They both irritate the shit out of you.
- What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick?
The man.
- Why do vegetarians give good head?
Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
- What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.