I'm not good at small talk. How long after first meeting someone should I wait to tell them The Queen of England, The Pope, and all their favorite politicians sacrifice children to Moloch, but not before harvesting and drinking the adrenochrome the terrorized children produce?
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A woman whose runny nose turned out to be draining brain fluid has a lot in common with Comey, because they both leaked intelligence when they shouldn't have.jarodkintz · 
When I was a little boy, my grandpappy always used to say to me, "Some men farm, some men fish, some men hunt, and some men make dank memes. Son, you're no farmer, fisherman, or hunter, and I think if you had a twin, I'd like him better than you."jarodkintz ·