Browsing the TRENDING page and I see @good-karma dude is minting $$$$. Two of his links already are HOT right now. I bet posting here makes him more money than the eSteem app itself. I remember seeing

Two days ago I wrote an EPIC post. That's what I usually do, right? And as soon as I published it, the post was GONE. Like deleted. Erased. Vaporized. Gone like my ex-wife, baby! ——— AND I felt terrible!

Well, I am just LOLing at you...

They try TOO HARD to get those dollars out... . . . . . . . Well, SURPRISE SUCKERS! Related: I surveyed the top steemers, and they offered these 21 tips! Secret revealed: what's the best time to post on

So I fought back: . . . . . . . . . And YOU ALL made it worse:

I FEEL TERRIBLE. BAD MOVE! NO MORE SHIT WRITING. BYE! Post link: It's TRUE: I LOVE BOBBY LEE!

Dear Steemy Diary, I always used to wake up thinking Asian dudes excel only in mathematics. Today, I am convinced they excel in something else - they excel in teasing us. Especially this Chinese dude Bobby

Alright, it's time for Jim Daddy's brutal truth. All you Steemit kids — 9 year olds, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.... — it's time you pull your three fingers out of your nose and pay attention to what your daddy

It's like someone is watching me...

I can find another girl. But not another STEEMIT! SHAME... As it looks like I will be taking the goddamn MOON train alone! Maybe YOU are with me? STEEM TO THE MOON, YES? YAY! CHOOO CHOOO!!!! ALRIGHTY THEN!

I creamed my pants a little when I first posted my shitty introduction here and you guys didn't say anything — anything — anything — anything substantial. It almost felt like I was talking to a bunch of

What's the BEST way to PISS OFF a Steemer?

All those smart bitcoin holders man.... THOSE KIDS... THAT DAD... THAT WHITE MOM... AND THE BLACK ONE... BUT ME? AS USUAL MAAAN!

So something special happened today: I met @Akrid in the Steem Chat as he was busy sharing his valuable insights on the future of Steem. The curious kid in me got in touch with this expert to learn more.

They told me they want to make money because they be like... So I told them about Steemit.com. How it is a wonderful platform to connect with smart people. Plus, you will make money too. Which they believed...

Rest... the gentlemen... Like me are... HERE FOR THE... LADIES!

Dear Steemy Diary, I am bored sitting in my room and wondering what's worse... whether the ignorance of the ice cream man who never gave me my change back... or my wife and girlfriend beating the shit

After capturing 12 months of data, monitoring over 15000 users and their posts, burning that midnight oil everyday... while completely ignoring HER request to do it from behind, I have finally produced

HELP me change my PERFORMANCE on Steem... UPVOTE / RESTEEM this post, kids! ALSO LADIES, DON'T BELIEVE MY EX. TRUST ME... IT WAS THE BED! TRUST ME!

I decided to ask all the TOP steemers WHY THEY LOVE STEEMIT and they answered. Pay attention to these reasons as they are very unique, valuable, and enlightening! $ $$ $$$ $$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$