1.My friend has been disturbing me to watch a movie he acted, I finally did and saw him with a hand fan, blowing the Igwe from Part 1-4
#FadaLurd 馃槗馃槗馃槗
2.Nollywood!!!馃槷
I jst saw a ghost eating fufu and egusi...馃槦馃槦馃槦
Who wants to buy TV? I'm not watching again.....馃毝
3.Boys can lie shaa! One just told me now that POS swallowed his ATM card.馃槙
Kilode, pls shift to the front let me faint..馃槥
4.Nigeria is so corrupt, even to enter into a relationship you need connection... She will be like "Who gave you my number" 馃槖馃槖馃槖
5.Skinny girls who still go for jogging at dawn what else do you wanna lose? Your Life?
#Just_asking馃毝馃毝馃毝
6.My girlfriend just posted on Facebook "I'm in love with the tattoo on his neck" And looking at my neck right now, I can't see any tattoo... My brothers and sisters What's going on???
#I_think_im_not_feeling_fine 馃槱馃槱馃槱
7.He broke your virginity 馃挃, You did abortions for him, You dated him for 8 years, and he ended up marrying your friend,
Use him for money rituals, Don't worry God will understand...
#ThisIsNotMyHandwritingOoo 馃弮馃弮馃弮
8.Ladies and gentlemen, let's pray for Dozie and Dunni, Patience Ozonkwo has now joined the cast and crew of Wedding party 2.
馃槺馃槺馃槺
- It's always the fine guy who walks up to you, looks at you with charming eyes, then whispers to your ear "my friend likes you" while he points at a monkey with big forehead like rabbit 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀