This is just for fun. If you're writing a bot that needs some silly random STEEM specific text, this ruby gem will solve that problem.
One example of a bot that does this is 
Usage
gem 'steem-slap'
Then, in your ruby project:
require 'steem-slap'
SteemSlap.slap('dan')
Which returns text like: embiggens dan with an experimental proof of cheese
https://gist.github.com/inertia186/c34e6e7b73f7ee9fb5f60f5ed8f30206