Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is cults!
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This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments! (except that there were no puns this week, so that’s just there to connect every punday monday with its history.
How’s THIS:
cults
As in
A bunch of scientologists wandered into a bar. But they don’t think drinking is very chiro practical.
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