FYI, new prize rules, see below.
Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, 
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
I am of the opinion that there are four responses to creative works one doesn’t like.
Constructive criticism. Help them get better!
Useful review. Help audience members know which of them will like and which won’t like this piece.
Outdo them. Demonstrate to yourself and others what “good” looks like.
Keep it to yourself.
There is, however, only one way to respond to creative work one DOES like.
Send them POCKET.
What pun was your favorite?
https://steemit.com/partiko/@improv/hi-its-pocket-friday-hkj3xhov
It’s still season two.
Prizes this week will include #HF20 AND #HF21 prize structures. (See last week’s post for #HF20 prize structure, and see below for #HF21 prize structure)
See 
This week,
Our entrants were:
Our winners were:
Birthday!
100 sweet pickles on my cake for my birthday? Sure, but can dills?
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.
If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!
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I mean, am I a sponsor of my own contest? Yes? I guess? Also, because I’m involved in
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