For I'm bound to fail at any task I don't attempt. I'm also likely to fail most tasks I do attempt, but there's nothing bad about failing most things, ergo might as well attempt those most things. I enjoyed

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is marsupials Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

For The gown is badly made. That shouldn't make you feel ashamed. You're not a good gown maker. So? There's plenty to learn by doing things badly. You can do them badly and then try to make them better.

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Platypuses Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Stranger Things! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going,

For From one degree to another. it gets warmer gradually. Soon my feet are burning. Cinders, ash, toe jam. The toe jam begins to curdle, curl, up up up into the night sky like a passion fruit, passionately

Welcome to Punday Monday! Celebrations of MLK Jr. Day to you all tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is drinks! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like

Extreme men felt extremely threatened in the place of peace. They destroyed it with words, deprivation, and bombs. Their children knew only extreme fear, hunger, and sorrow. When an extreme man saw the

For If... well, this is apt. This is. I have a whistle. And we're going to start blowing our whistles. We're going to call foul on the penalties around us. ICE. ICE is an abomination, like the gestapo

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Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is mushrooms! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is food additives! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going,

For The Authority The authority I don't have that authority. I have authored that without tea. Not even coffee.. Distopian novel about authority about The Authority Calling the authorities. Man, can you

For Now... Not then as in previously nor then as in later. Huh. I never thought about how then can mean both future and past. It's simply not now. Though it can bring us closer to now if the story starts

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is carols! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is dogs! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is herons! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Superheroes! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Peanuts Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

Today my breakfast consists of rice cakes and exhaustion That isn't true, but the truth is, Today my breakfast consists of a spoonful of peanut butter The leftover oatmeal from my child's breakfast Orange