For What would happen if I offered my acting services in the local paper? Honestly, I did something like that...not really, but when I first moved to LA, I was searching craigslist for anything I could

For Enter Tain, the rabbit. Tain is a beautiful rabbit. He's covered in the softest fur you can imagine, and his coat is a silky tabby. The left ear stands mostly straight up and the right flops mostly

For It's time to use the mail. You have to mail it to him. Mail him the check. It's antiquated, but it's still how landlords do things around here. WHY? No idea. It's like landlords haven't caught up to

For The second to last treasurer held out a wavering claw..."take my account book, and..." She expired. Now the last treasurer was the only one who knew where the money was. Money no longer mattered

For Oh good, a happy, fun prompt. DEAD CLOWN STORAGE. Feels like where I am. I am a clown who can't get work. OH boo hoo. I am not. I get work. I just don't get the high-paying work that I'd like to get.

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Easter! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

For Kaboo sat atop his empire of nothing. On the first day of the full moon, he had been so sure of his plan, and now? His pack was slain, his territory inhabited by Klackzar, his paws grasped for earth

When you say, "to hell with JK, but..." before announcing that you continue to contribute to her wealth, you are hurting more than helping. I saw someone say "money corrupts" about

For Time to truly drive off a cliff. This whole idea of doing things is bonkers. Not doing anything is the way to go. People spend their whole lives wishing they were doing less. Now you want to go and

For Don't plagiarize. Don't let the truth evade your eyes Don't shade your eyes, but plagiarize plagiarize plagiarize, but remember always to call it, please, "research" That was a plagiarized

For I beg to differ. My GOD. I beg to differ. I beg to differ SO MUCH. Do you know what's nice, though? The smell of strawberry yogurt. My head hurts. I think I have some bleh Bleh blhe bleh bleh BLEH

I bought a drone! This is my journey to owning a drone and a quick review because I found it so hard to find verifiably true human reviews of inexpensive drones. This is the Holy Stone HS280D And here's

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is movies! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

For I am the king of fools. I waste my days. I ... don't. No. Don't say that, Improv. There are many unwasted moments. Like when I held my kid just now and he said "warm and safe in your arms".

For I am round. Quite rotund. Ready to believe that I could roll down the sidewalk without much trouble. I am square. Square as a peg. Cubic, really. Getting me to try something new is a real effort, but

For This way is the fucking way... Walk it! How's that? Is that good? That's GOOD! NICE. Have you considered that there's a good idea somewhere in there? You can get it out with a crowbar. There's a bird,

For Forking cluster forker! That's how I swear now. I guess that's inspired by The Good Place. A cluster fork is one of the forks in a cluster of forks.. Oh, the braining. I haven't taken my meds today.

For I win. Likewise, I lose. Oh, what is all this nonsense? Does anything really make sense here? Is it even possible to find a sensible decision among all this hilarious nonsense? I doubt it. We can just

For I humbly beg you for a morsel of common sense. I have none to give. My brain is all a-tizzy. I think that I do not have time for this or that, so instead I do nothing of value at all. Why? Shall I

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is music! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me