For Kaboo sat atop his empire of nothing. On the first day of the full moon, he had been so sure of his plan, and now? His pack was slain, his territory inhabited by Klackzar, his paws grasped for earth

When you say, "to hell with JK, but..." before announcing that you continue to contribute to her wealth, you are hurting more than helping. I saw someone say "money corrupts" about

For Time to truly drive off a cliff. This whole idea of doing things is bonkers. Not doing anything is the way to go. People spend their whole lives wishing they were doing less. Now you want to go and

For Don't plagiarize. Don't let the truth evade your eyes Don't shade your eyes, but plagiarize plagiarize plagiarize, but remember always to call it, please, "research" That was a plagiarized

For I beg to differ. My GOD. I beg to differ. I beg to differ SO MUCH. Do you know what's nice, though? The smell of strawberry yogurt. My head hurts. I think I have some bleh Bleh blhe bleh bleh BLEH

I bought a drone! This is my journey to owning a drone and a quick review because I found it so hard to find verifiably true human reviews of inexpensive drones. This is the Holy Stone HS280D And here's

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is movies! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

For I am the king of fools. I waste my days. I ... don't. No. Don't say that, Improv. There are many unwasted moments. Like when I held my kid just now and he said "warm and safe in your arms".

For I am round. Quite rotund. Ready to believe that I could roll down the sidewalk without much trouble. I am square. Square as a peg. Cubic, really. Getting me to try something new is a real effort, but

For This way is the fucking way... Walk it! How's that? Is that good? That's GOOD! NICE. Have you considered that there's a good idea somewhere in there? You can get it out with a crowbar. There's a bird,

For Forking cluster forker! That's how I swear now. I guess that's inspired by The Good Place. A cluster fork is one of the forks in a cluster of forks.. Oh, the braining. I haven't taken my meds today.

For I win. Likewise, I lose. Oh, what is all this nonsense? Does anything really make sense here? Is it even possible to find a sensible decision among all this hilarious nonsense? I doubt it. We can just

For I humbly beg you for a morsel of common sense. I have none to give. My brain is all a-tizzy. I think that I do not have time for this or that, so instead I do nothing of value at all. Why? Shall I

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is music! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

For Settling into the daily gring. Oh no, my eyesight hads been grinded down. Do I need to give my eyes a chace to wake up on their own? OH OH OH trying not to think about furture daily grinds. Just today's

For Whoa! It's time to tell you all about me. I'm 6feet two inches. I love building with my hands, and have lovingly crafted all the furniture in the wood cabin I built with my own hands on my 40 acres

For Today is the first day of the world. A new dawn has broken. It is no longer a world of haves and have-nots. We are all dedicated to the joy of each other. Those who mourn are consoled. Those who lack

For There's a crowd of monsters, and they're all the things I have to do. Some of them are monsters whose faces I'm glad to see. In fact, all of them are. I just need more time to spend with each. The

For He Coerced Me Oh boy, talk about coercion! We don't, actually, talk about it enough. There's a lot of wonderful information in the Substitute teacher training about how to avoid coercion. I mean how

For Uh huh THE POLLING STATION IS CLOSED Well, I'll be looking forward to hearing from you tonight, then. She wasn't listening. Speak of the level! Never a dull knife around here, eh? If Karl Marx were