1. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant;
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;
Panic is when both are pregnant!πππ
2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!πππππ
3. A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!πππππ
4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman ;
βWhich book has helped you most in your life?β
The woman replied , βMy husbandβs cheque book!βπππππ
5. A prospective husband in a book store: Do you have a book called, Husband the Master of the House? Sales Girl : βSir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!"πππππ
6. Someone asked an old man : βEven after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love." Whatβs the secret?"
Old man : I forgot her name and Iβm scared to ask her!
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7. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So Iβd be in your hands all day.
Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!πππππππ
Laughter Is The Best Medicine Ever still... πππππ§π¦π¦ share, if this has made you smile...