Some funny about programmers

Dear steemians,

Few years ago when I've heard this joke, I was laughing a lot.
It is a little bit about my husband...:),
in fact, very similar

Here is a joke:
The wife of programmer send him to supermarket and tell him: Buy sausage, if there will be eggs, take 10.
Programmer came to a supermarket and asked:

• Have you eggs?
  saleswoman answered: Yes
• OK, please give me 10 sausages, programmer told

May your day will be funny!

Regards,
Ilona