Bombeck's Rule of Medicine:
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
It's recently come to Fortune's attention that scientists have stopped
using laboratory rats in favor of attorneys. Seems that there are not
only more of them, but you don't get so emotionally attached. The only
difficulty is that it's sometimes difficult to apply the experimental
results to humans.
[Also, there are some things even a rat won't do. Ed.]
If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars?