Can I just ask everyone a huge favor? Those of you who are planning to put Christmas lights in your yards, please can you avoid anything red or blue and flashing? Every time I drive past, I think it's the cops and have a mild panic attack. I have to remove my foot from the accelerator, slam on the brakes, put my seat belt on, throw my phone on the floor, hide my bottle of booze, swallow my joint, and shove the gun under the seat. It's a major drama. I really appreciate your cooperation and understanding.
(the following was just a bit set around humor purposes only)
