Aaaand it’s that time of day again.
And back to the topic we left off with yesterday (ha, you thught I’d forget, didn’t you… well, actually that’s probably because I told you I’d forget, but you know, details.) On the topic of details - small detail - I didn’t actually have a topic in mind. pauses for surprised gasps so there we are, no topic to discuss, which means we can move on to our next topic.
Anyways. I’m just thinking about what I just said, and realizing how insane I sound. I’d better try to make up for that and make myself sound a bit more normal giggles madly this way I can draw you in, and then… wait, I’m not entirely certain what insane plot I’d attempt to carry out then, but trust me, it would be diabolical. (minion lean in and stage whispers "it wouldn’t actually be" ) "oh be quiet, I don’t pay you to make those comments." "Umm, you don’t pay me at all, sir" "Then why are you working for me?" "Good point, I quit!" "Drats, I needed a minion for… wait, why did I need a minion again?"
Wow. Sometimes I scare myself. I just typed out that little scene as it played in my head. Can anyone out there suggest a good psychologist? Well, actually, for that I’d need people to actually read my posts. Oops.
Umm, anyway, let’s attempt to avoid the topic of my lackings in the area of followers. hmm, the area of followers, sounds like an interesting place aaand the my lackings in the area of y’know, sanity in general. Well now I’m stuck - what am I supposed to talk about? I just took away my best topics yet. Well, they’re kinda my only topics yet, but we’ll try to avoid that fact for now.
And onto another topic - slinkies, anyone? (phew, glad I had something somewhat interesting nearby for my eyes to land upon whilst I was searching for topics.) (Wait, how do one’s eyes land upon something, it’s not really our eyes we throw about when we search for things, maybe if we sent out sonic waves like whales (no pun intended) that phrase would make a bit of sense - but only a bit, mind you - but as it stands it’s light that reflecting off of the object and hitting our eyes. Little science lesson for you.)
And that’s all on the topic of slinkies.
Just kidding, have I ever left you high and dry on a topic after saying I would discuss it? (please ignore yesterday’s example.) (and today’s) (and that of two days ago… and three days ago) which is really all of my posts, so we’ll add that to the list of uncomfortable topics we (oh yeah, in all these cases read I instead of we ) don’t want to discuss.
So… slinkies. Well, there’s the classic joke - how are siblings like slinkies? They’re not very interesting, but you get a good laugh when you push them down the stairs. I personally would have to disagree - on the slinky part, not on the sibling part (none of mine are very interesting, and I got a good laugh form pushing them all down the stairs!! maniacal laughter (yes, all of them at once)). But slinkies can be quite a bit of fun - not really sure how yet, but I’ll be sure to get back to you when I figure it out.
Hyperbole out.
Note: this post, as per usual, was written freewrite style, no editing more than 3 seconds after I type (other than fixing autocorrect) and just writing ideas as they pop into my head.
Image source - Image 1 (psychologist) from https://pixabay.com , Image 2 (slinky) from wikimedia commons. As always, used with permission.
