Dear Old Jackson Pollack, died when he was 44 In a alcohol related single car cash When he pushed the pedal to the floor. He got himself an exhibition At the museum of modern art And in the year 2000 they

Yes we all know that traffic webcams are there to report on local weather conditions and to give you an idea of traffic in the area. They take time lapse photos on the hour day and night. People forget

When Crocs first came out I thought they were pretty expensive for a bit of plastic, but they had a nice feel to them, and with all those holes in them they were very breathable, and if you got sand in

My wife asked me WHY I had bought fish fingers since I never eat them. I told her I wanted to construct a fish finger xylophone. She replied "I thought as much". She reads me like a book that

Humans often want to be something other than what they really are. It is a little known secret that biscuits also have similar ambitions. It is no fun if you spend all your life on the shelf of a supermarket,

“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.” ― Dorothy Parker “By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of

There is no bad weather only inappropriate clothing. ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

Square photographs can be manipulated in GIMP or photoshop to make images called small planets. I recently took some photos of the local school and sent them into orbit as small planets For small planets

Taking photos of the village school and then transforming them using polar coordinates to make small planets. You get the best results when the sky is a uniform colour ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

Warhol said everybody would be famous for 15 minutes Banksy said that everybody would be anonymous for 15 minutes. When the knock comes to the door what would you prefer? ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

Who would want to be like us??? I don't want to walk or talk like you. ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

Now, the wintertime is comin', the windows are filled with frost I went to tell everybody but I could not get across Well, I want to be your lover, baby, I don't want to be your boss Don't say I never

Take me home You silly girl Put your arms around me Take me home You silly girl All the world's not round without you ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

I just know that she is made of smoke But I've lost my way She knows that I am broke But that I must play ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

There's a couple Filipino girls gigglin' by the church And the window is busted and the landlord ain't home And Butch joined the army, yeah, that's where he's been And the jackhammer's diggin' up the sidewalks

On the train you get smaller As you get farther away The roar covers everything You wanted to say Was that a raindrop in The corner of your eye Were you drying your nails Or waving goodbye ▶️ DTube ▶️

Tom Waits has gone from melodic piano to junk yard hub cap bashing. He can make music out of anything, whereas I use a toy plastic Ukulele from the 50's ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

Bob Dylan song that he borrowed from Bo Carter ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

Cover of a RubberBandits song with lots of Banksy images ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

Hildegard was a nun from the 12 century who wrote spiritual songs She lived in Germany and was also a medicinal herbalist. She would have fitted in real well in Jamaica ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS