Humans often want to be something other than what they really are. It is a little known secret that biscuits also have similar ambitions. It is no fun if you spend all your life on the shelf of a supermarket, or inside a tin just waiting to be eaten so sometimes different biscuits get together to play games. Like when the raspberry jaffa cake teams up with the Tuc salted cracker to play Pacman.
Some biscuits fearful of being eaten will disguise themselves as something else... like they pretend to be salt and pepper dishes. This ruse never works, because their disguise makes them seem even more charming and therefore more likely to be eaten.
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