I get knocked down. I get up up again, you're never gonna keep me down

Heipa Hei I have no idea what I should be doing to enter this open mic. My excuse is that I am old, so forgive me if I have have omitted to do something. The reason I play the ukulele is that it has four

No You're a nice click!!! :-)

There is always a dark horse that surprises everybody... who would have thought Greece would have won the Euros a few years ago.

The women I know never go... is it because I am ugly?

That makes me happy.

You are very kind... much appreciated. Thank you

No thanks

Nice try but no cigar

As you can see I already declined the offer before you warned me

No thanks. I got PRESENCE

No thanks I prefer to remain anonymous. When I comes to D.tube I am taking the contrarian approach. I don't follow, I don't vote, If anybody gives me advice on how to succeed on D.tube I usually go in

I don't know what that means but I think it might be good so thanks

Cos of late Tom Waits specialises in junk yard hub cap bashing blues with just enough distortion to make your nose bleed.

If you decided to give up Rapping you could have a new job as a Rustler

After reading your sentence I feel I have stumbled into a lecture on quantum mechanics or astrophysics. The words make perfect sense grammatically yet I have no idea what they mean... and this is because

Nice capture. I find it very hard to capture either smoke or mist on film. It never quite turns out the way that I see it. It is always less intense. The lens of the eye is often better than the lens of

Thank you very many :-)

Ernest Hemingway did the 6 word story "For sale baby shoes, never used"

Beast from the East... in Finland we just call it Thursday.